HeyJaredAlexandra Paskhaver
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Getting a clear look at process of getting new glasses | Paskhaver (opens the original)
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There are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters. I’ve gotten a real sense of perspective, having melted my glasses last week. I do not exaggerate when I say the preceding eight days have been the worst days in the history of humanity, worse than the Black Death, the Spanish Inquisition, and the last season of “Game of Thrones.” Some context regarding plastic and cars: if you leave a pair of specs on the dashboard of a Toyota and spend three hours at an
Alexandra Paskhaver: Well, well weddings (opens the original)
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A wedding is when two people celebrate their love by financially ambushing everyone they know. I have not attended many weddings. In part, this is because I never know what to give the bride and groom apart from a toaster worth more than my college education, so I generally refuse invitations. Besides, the bride’s rich friends can probably buy her better toasters, toasters that not only heat bread to the perfect shade of caramelized brown, but also recite poetry, file taxes, and write humor colu
Alexandra Paskhaver: Well, well weddings (opens the original)
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A wedding is when two people celebrate their love by financially ambushing everyone they know. I have not attended many weddings. In part, this is because I never know what to give the bride and groom apart from a toaster worth more than my college education, so I generally refuse invitations. Besides, the bride’s rich friends can probably buy her better toasters, toasters that not only heat bread to the perfect shade of caramelized brown, but also recite poetry, file taxes, and write humor colu
Alexandra Paskhaver: Well, well weddings (opens the original)
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A wedding is when two people celebrate their love by financially ambushing everyone they know. I have not attended many weddings. In part, this is because I never know what to give the bride and groom apart from a toaster worth more than my college education, so I generally refuse invitations. Besides, the bride’s rich friends can probably buy her better toasters, toasters that not only heat bread to the perfect shade of caramelized brown, but also recite poetry, file taxes, and write humor colu
Alexandra Paskhaver: Well, well weddings (opens the original)
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A wedding is when two people celebrate their love by financially ambushing everyone they know. I have not attended many weddings. In part, this is because I never know what to give the bride and groom apart from a toaster worth more than my college education, so I generally refuse invitations. Besides, the bride’s rich friends can probably buy her better toasters, toasters that not only heat bread to the perfect shade of caramelized brown, but also recite poetry, file taxes, and write humor colu
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