HeyJaredAlexandra Paskhaver
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- Sep 26, 2026
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Getting a clear look at process of getting new glasses | Paskhaver (opens the original)
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There are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters. I’ve gotten a real sense of perspective, having melted my glasses last week. I do not exaggerate when I say the preceding eight days have been the worst days in the history of humanity, worse than the Black Death, the Spanish Inquisition, and the last season of “Game of Thrones.” Some context regarding plastic and cars: if you leave a pair of specs on the dashboard of a Toyota and spend three hours at an
Alexandra Paskhaver: Well, well weddings (opens the original)
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A wedding is when two people celebrate their love by financially ambushing everyone they know. I have not attended many weddings. In part, this is because I never know what to give the bride and groom apart from a toaster worth more than my college education, so I generally refuse invitations. Besides, the bride’s rich friends can probably buy her better toasters, toasters that not only heat bread to the perfect shade of caramelized brown, but also recite poetry, file taxes, and write humor colu
Desk job has made her a million … of aches and pains | Paskhaver (opens the original)
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I have officially become a senior engineer. No, I haven’t been promoted. Pffh. What made you think that? I have developed neck pain. And back pain. And wrist pain. All without leaving my chair. You know how when you were a little kid, you’d sit on the floor for maybe 15 minutes, then you’d get so uncomfortable you just had to get up and do something, like monitor your parents’ 401(k)s? But the point is, when I was young — 21, instead of 22 — I had clear warnings about the dangers of becoming sed
Alexandra Paskhaver: Leaf it to government (opens the original)
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I did not think it was possible for people to have more spare time than I do, but I was proven wrong by the existence of the West Windsor Shade Tree Commission. For those of you who don’t know, West Windsor is a township with one of the highest per-capita incomes in the entire state of New Jersey. Therefore, have the administrators of West Windsor chosen to use their many and various funds to repave potholed roads, fix broken bridges, or improve public institutions? No, West Windsor township, in
America 250: Benjamin Franklin’s plan for union | Paskhaver (opens the original)
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By Alexandra PaskhaverPUBLISHED: August 29, 2026 at 2:00 AM PDT Getting your Trinity Audio player ready...In 1754, the United States was a house divided. Already have an account? Log In This article is only available to subscribers Flash Sale Standard Digital $1 for 1 year Get this offer Offer valid for non-subscribers only Share this: Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on X (Opens in new window) X Print (Opens in new window) Print
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