HeyJaredWilliam Thomas
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- 11
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- Oct 1, 2026
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- Jul 9, 2026
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Volunteers make the world go round (opens the original)
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William Thomas is a Niagara-based humour columnist whose work appears in the Niagara Dailies. He can be reached at williamjthomas@gmail.com. Despite the skulduggery of a meddling U.S. President Donald Trump, and the audacious fawning and greed of FIFA president Gianni Infantino, the 2026Â World Cup was a massive success. For on-field excitement, international camaraderie and a record TV audience, it surpassed the Olympics, the Super Bowl and even Taylor Swiftâs wedding. FIFA will brag its accu
Now would be a good time for E.T. to call home (opens the original)
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William Thomas is a Niagara-based humour columnist whose work appears in the Niagara Dailies. He can be reached at williamjthomas@gmail.com. Months ago, even President Donald Trumpâs zombielike cult followers were screaming for him to release the top-secret Jeffrey Epstein files. So, he complied by releasing the top-secret UFO files. Besides being a convicted felon, an unsuccessful warmonger, a businessman who accomplished the impossible by bankrupting a casino, North Americaâs nastiest bull
We're drowning in online fakery (opens the original)
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William Thomas is a Niagara-based humour columnist whose work appears in the Niagara Dailies. He can be reached at williamjthomas@gmail.com. It used to be that when it came to fake, all we had to worry about was fake fur, Astroturf, counterfeit money and professional wrestling. Today, with the artless illusion of fakery so prevalent in every aspect of our lives, itâs hard to know if that grouch on the couch hogging the remote is your husband or a rumpled-up avatar of himself. In the span of on
Man, I miss that border crossing (opens the original)
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William Thomas is a Niagara-based humour columnist whose work appears in the Niagara Dailies. He can be reached at williamjthomas@gmail.com. According to Bridge and Tunnel Operators Association, traffic at all three Niagara U.S. crossings has dropped 14 per cent over the previous year. With the failure of our trade talks that number could double. Make no mistake. President Donald Trumpâs intention is to destroy our economy and then step in and save us with his insane â51st stateâ plan. Tha
The Smokejumpers’ approach to fighting wildfires (opens the original)
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William Thomas is a Niagara-based humour columnist whose work appears in the Niagara Dailies. He can be reached at williamjthomas@gmail.com. Four decades ago, I spent 10 days in the middle of Montana writing features for a wonderful American publication titled Skiersâ Almanac. Sadly, Buffalo entrepreneur Tom Leedsâ brilliant bible on North American ski hills died shortly after the publication’s birth. That â80s Montana has survived to this day, if only in my mind. I was charmed by its eart
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