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- Aug 12, 2026
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Trump protects children from Epstein-class by ensuring none live long enough to be exploited (opens the original)
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WASHINGTON D.C. – Responding to criticism that his recent executive order on childhood vaccines is medically unsound, President Trump has argued that its motivation was preventing kids from being sexually exploited later in life by killing them early. The defence was released by way of a Truth Social post: A lot of low-IQ people are saying that we need vaccines to help kids live. I call them Dumb-ocrats. Don’t they realize that if kids live, they’ll just get taken by sex criminals like Epstein.
Canadians just so goddamn tired of this bullshit (opens the original)
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CANADA – Canadians across the country have collectively unleashed a sigh of agonized frustration while simultaneously stating “Again with this bullshit?” “Help me out in understanding this. He’s really fucking going back to this goddamn well again?” cursed the entire populations of Sarnia, Medicine Hat, Winnipeg, Corner Brook, and Yellowknife, “I mean I thought we were done with this garbage. I really thought we were done.” Sources confirm that literally every citizen of Canada is just fucking e
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