HeyJaredTootsie Haine
- Indexed articles, last 90 days
- 2
- Latest publication
- Sep 24, 2026
- Outlet visibility, for The Daily Beast
- Top 500K sites
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- Aug 26, 2026
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I Fell for a Hot Guy Until I Dug Through His Social Media (opens the original)
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Welcome to Friends and Benefits. Follow Tootsie Haine, our sex and relationships columnist, into the lives and psyches of men and women, young and old, gorgeous and tragic, divine and insane. All names and identifying details have been changed to protect the privacy of the bachelors in question. I met Theo at midnight. It was late summer in the Lower East Side. He was true to his Hinge profile: tall and gorgeous. He wore seersucker and Doc Martens. We had a smoke on the stoop of his cousin’s con
I Lost My Office Crush to the Hot New Girl (opens the original)
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Welcome to Friends and Benefits. Follow Tootsie Haine, our sex and relationships columnist, into the lives and psyches of men and women, young and old, gorgeous and tragic, divine and insane. All names and identifying details have been changed to protect the privacy of the bachelors in question. I once had an office job in the entertainment industry. It was a bit like college; the company was large, with dozens of youthful employees. In such an environment, some amount of libidinal activity was
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