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Sep 30, 2026
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Sep 6, 2026

Latest issues

  1. Issue · Sep 30, 2026

    Nation Shocked That Darline Graham Not Stupidest Senator on Judiciary Committee (opens the original)

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  2. Issue · Sep 29, 2026

    Eric Schmitt Confuses Ass with Hole in the Ground (opens the original)

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  3. Issue · Sep 29, 2026

    Russian Who Funded Don Jr’s Wedding Also Funding His Divorce (opens the original)

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  4. Issue · Sep 28, 2026

    Trump Bans Numbers 2 and 9 After Approval Rating Hits 29 (opens the original)

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  5. Issue · Sep 27, 2026

    Baby Songs Updated for the Trump Administration (opens the original)

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