HeyJaredSydney Summers
- Indexed articles, last 90 days
- 13
- Latest publication
- Sep 25, 2026
- Outlet visibility, for Metro UK
- Top 10K sites
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- Jul 10, 2026
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I had to interrupt sex to watch Practical Magic with my terrified boyfriend (opens the original)
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‘Since when is being a slut a crime in this family?’ I asked in an awful American accent. My boyfriend Jude* and I had just gone to bed, and as I climbed on top of him, kissing him passionately, I couldn’t help but burst in fits of laughter over my best Sandra Bullock impression. He, however, did not even let out a little chuckle. Instead, he stared at me, confused, mouthing ‘what the-’ as he watched me giggling. Noticing his confusion, I sat up, smiled widely and looked into his eyes while chan
My date could only orgasm while clutching onto me - it was a turn off (opens the original)
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‘Ugh’, I tried to adjust under my date Gareth* just before his climax, but he weighed heavily on my small body. His sweaty torso was wrapped around mine, his head buried in my neck and arms locked around me. I rolled my eyes as I rhythmically moved under him. He didn’t notice me move, or maybe he completely ignored me, because he continued to thrust fast and succinctly. Like little full stops. These thrusts did absolutely nothing for me, but everything for him. This was him near orgasm, and I si
I met him at a wedding abroad - we nearly missed the ceremony having sex (opens the original)
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I jumped naked out of the tiny single bed I was squashed into with a naked man named Rory*, and ran to the bathroom. In the distance, I could hear the faint sounds of people gathering. ‘The wedding!’ I ran back in the room and yelled at Rory who was in a frozen state of confusion and shock, before grabbing my dress and leaping back into the bathroom. This isn’t the beginning of a Hugh Grant rom com, it was how I attended my friend’s wedding in a villa in Lake Como, Italy: late, after having shag
There's one word she said in bed that completely turned me off (opens the original)
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I stopped mid-sex, yelling at the beautiful woman in my bed. With one hand still inside of Kayla* and the other gently around her face, I finally snapped. She was perfect in most ways, sexy, unattached – a simple hook up with no complications. Except for one thing. Every time she orgasmed, she said this one phrase that turned me off. She would unironically scream: ‘ascend me’ and it was an unbelievable ick. I first saw Kayla at a restaurant, when I went to meet a friend, Vanessa*, for drinks. Va
I dated someone obsessed with Princess Diana – he wanted me to look like her (opens the original)
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‘I just wish women were more demure, like Princess Diana,’ my boyfriend, Jim*, sighed to his group of friends – while giving me unflinching eye contact. It was difficult not to take that personally. As if the blatant sexism wasn’t enough, Jim was making a very obvious and targeted suggestion. I stared back at him nervously, then looked at his friends. Their eyes were also on me – only they were confused and sympathetic. It was my first time meeting them, and it was not going well. They shrugged
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