HeyJaredSkip Simonds
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- Sep 6, 2026
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Thoughts on Squinting Your Ears (opens the original)
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Well, according to my dad, yes, you can. And my dad was never wrong. (At least according to him.) And I’ve spent a fair amount of my life accepting this as a reasonable thing to do. Squinting your ears.Hmmm. Where do I even start with that? I’m a bonafide old guy. I was born in the first half of the last century. I say that to people when they ask how old I am. Saying my actual age is just sort of a number to people (unless your my cousin who majored in statistics). But claiming antiquity as you
Thoughts on talkin’ like a Maineah (opens the original)
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Lesson One: Remove every "r" from the end of a word. Lesson Two: Put every one of those "r’s” back into words that never had one. Congratulations. You're halfway to talkin’ like a Maineah. Here’s a brief vocabulary you OutahStateahscould make use of in your communications. You’d bemore “salty.” Cah keys – what ya use to stahtyacah…except in Boston where it means light brown pants Idear – what ya supposed to develop at work Tuna – what ya use to make suah each string on a guitah is in tune…not to
Thoughts on Summer People (opens the original)
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My personal parking spot at Hannaford was taken. Don’t look at me like that! If you live here year-round, tell me you don’t always park in the same spot every time. It’s a habit with us old people ... so we can find our car when we come out. It’s right there … in our spot. That’s a regular occurrence at this time of year. I swear I need to get the management to crochet a doily with my name on it and post it on my spot, so the People From Away (PFAs) won’t take it. So, while I was looking for ano
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