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Monkey See, Monkey Do, Monkey Win (opens the original)
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Bring the Noise wrapped up with a splash as seven musicians and bands went head to head for a prize pack that was essentially the wet dream for any up and coming musician. This consisted of a promo pact with Radio One, a Sublime Studios recording package valued at $2500, a Lil Sister/NicNak PR package, a merchandise package by the Print Room NZ, a press photography package by K Frost photography, a logo design package by Daniel Wells design, a seminar with music industry professionals, and a cas
We’re All Friendless Losers (opens the original)
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Every morning I wake up and check in on my friends. One’s in New York making a protein smoothie. Another's in LA getting her biweekly spray tan. A third is in London telling me how their ex traumatized them. None of these people know who I am. I’m spending my time watching them rather than hanging out with my actual friends. Honestly, I probably spend more time “catching up” with my favourite influencers than I do with my own sister. If I disappeared tomorrow, though, my digital “friends” would
5 Thing I Think the Man Had a Hand In (opens the original)
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For legal purposes, I reject the term “conspiracy theorist”. It makes people think about ol’ Uncle Jack sitting on his front porch in a tinfoil hat with a rifle across his lap. That’s not me. I am a well-educated, highly suspicious, and arguably brave citizen, prepared to ask questions and uncover the truth. I have spent two consecutive all-nighters conducting highly sophisticated research into the sinister forces behind the scenes, fuelled by a sick mixture of Red Bull and white Monster. And, a
There's Too Much Talent In Dunedin (opens the original)
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OUSA’s eighth annual band competition, Bring The Noise, presented by Radio One, is well underway with seven finalists selected from two heats that took place a couple weeks ago. The up-and-coming musos will go head-to-head on the 28th of August, 8pm, at U-Bar, where they will be competing for a prize pack consisting of a promo deal with Radio One, a Sublime Studio recording package, a seminar with music industry professionals, and much more. Basically a holy grail to help break into the NZ music
Which Shrek Character Are You? (opens the original)
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With Shrek 5’s teaser trailer finally out, it was only a matter of time before Critic Te Ārohi asked the important questions. Are you an emotionally stunted ogre? A professional yapper? Or just Lord Farquaad with a student loan? There's only one way to find out. a. People are after me! Obviously somewhere secluded and surrounded by nature – I’ll survive off the ground and my own hard work. b. A quaint countryside town where I can enjoy a simple life. And if the police come knocking, I’ll be read
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