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Trump Demands RFK Jr. Gin Up Some Proof That Vaccines Cause Autism, Which They Don't (opens the original)
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As of July 23, there have been 2,318 cases of measles so far this year in the United States, the highest number of cases this country has seen since 1991. It’s not good! Hell, even Florida’s notoriously anti-vaccine state Surgeon General Joseph Ladapo blurted out, “Everybody’s gotta get the vaccine” when asked about the state’s spike in measles cases — from seven last year to 141 this year — before pivoting to blaming the increase on Catholic students at Ave Maria College in Collier County, who
RFK Jr. Continues To Fail To Do The One Good Thing He Said He Was Going To Do (opens the original)
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You know what I would really like? To go a whole week without getting that smug and weirdly breathy Skyrizi jingle stuck in my head. You know, the “Nothing is everythi-hi-hi-hing” one? I am haunted by it. What kind of monster pronounces the individual “h” in “everything?” Just people singing about psoriasis, I guess. Whatever it is, I hate it so much. That and the weirdly triumphant Wegovy song where the only lyric is “Wegovy.” Is this a sign that I watch too much television? Maybe. But that’s n
Nobody Knows The Troubles Andrew Tate Has Seen, Nobody Knows His Sorrow (opens the original)
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As Andrew and Tristan Tate celebrated their one-week anniversary in a federal detention center today, lawyers representing the professional misogynists, self-admitted woman-beaters and alleged distributors of child sexual assault materials appeared in a Miami court on Monday in order to have a little chat with the Crown Prosecution Service about the 59 charges brought against them. Few details have been released yet, beyond the fact that the brothers were not in attendance, but we do know that t
It's National Wine And Cheese Day AND National Hot Fudge Sundae Day (opens the original)
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Since we already had some good wine times last week, this week we shall all collectively hanker for a hunk of cheese (except for the lactose intolerant). Next up, I bring you a somewhat unhinged training video from Chuck E. Cheese University. I have to admit, I feel like I don’t fully grasp the Chuck E. Cheese lore. Like, I get that he’s a mouse who is also in a band, but is there something beyond that? I never actually saw the “band” perform that I recall, though we only went there a few times
Hey Dems! Swing Voters Want You To Tax The Rich And Get Them Medicare For All! Isn't That Nice? (opens the original)
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Come November, Americans will have a choice: Do we do something to end this nightmare, or do we keep it going for the next several decades? Because not only do this year’s midterms offer a chance to throw a wrench into the havoc that Trump has been causing now … but they could also keep him from adding one or two new Supreme Court justices to the bench. It is entirely possible that Alito (79) and/or Thomas (78) may make a calculated decision to retire while Trump is in office so as to ensure tha
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