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Trump says Canada having more friends is bullying (opens the original)
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WASHINGTON, D.C. – United States President Donald Trump has blasted Canada’s recent proposed alliance up to the European Union, insisting the new partnership is tantamount to picking on him personally. “It’s really not cool for Canada to go around bragging about how many friends they have. Very mean thing to do,” Trump posted on his Truth Social media platform overnight. “We’ve been nothing but nice to that phony country of drug dealers who can’t fight, and this is how they pay us back?! After w
EU asks Canada to join in hopes they take some stuff Britain left at their office (opens the original)
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BRUSSELS – A recent statement by the European Union has clarified that the bloc’s main interest in Canada becoming an Associate Member is to get them to take away some of the junk the United Kingdom forgot at their headquarters. “Canads is a growing nation with much to offer Europe. Like storage space and junk removal services.” Said EU President Ursula von der Leyen. “Look, we would take it to them ourselves, but it’s still kind of awkward seeing them again since the whole Brexit thing. You guy
Canada confirms defence strategy against invasion mainly waiting for Americans to die from preventable illnesses (opens the original)
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OTTAWA – Last weekend, Canada’s Ministry of National Defence confirmed their main strategy to fend off a potential invasion from the United States is to wait for American forces to be killed off by the many preventable diseases currently plaguing the country. “To quote The Art of War, the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself,” said Minister of Defense David McGuinty. “While this is arguably applicable to most things in the Trump administration, we figured it would
Carney imposes 50% tariffs on U.S. for fake Canadian girlfriends (opens the original)
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OTTAWA – Prime Minister Mark Carney’s latest move in the ongoing trade war against the U.S. has been described as possibly his most aggressive, as he announced last week that his government would put a new export tariff on imaginary women whom American men claim to be dating. “If President Trump continues to use needless economic aggression against us, then starting next week, Americans in the US who claim to be dating a woman who lives in Canada so their friends don’t ask to meet them will have
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