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- Indexed articles, last 90 days
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- Aug 29, 2026
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- Jul 4, 2026
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The five stages of cold and flu grief (opens the original)
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Look, it’s my own fault. Sure, it was a momentary lapse, but I’m the only one to blame here. I, for but a fleeting moment, allowed a thought to formulate in my mind that was so audacious that the universe saw fit to immediately slap me down. And even though I didn’t even say it out loud, the fact that I imagined it into existence at all was enough to bring about my downfall. It was a day like any other. I was blithely driving along Stirling Highway and instead of musing about the finish date of
My standards are all that stand between me and a laundress (opens the original)
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One of my biggest regrets in this life is not being born into aristocracy. What a massive oversight on my behalf. I couldn’t even manage being landed gentry or a nepo baby. I’m so disappointed in myself. Perhaps I’ve watched too many episodes of Downton Abbey, but I really think I could’ve embraced that lifestyle. Except for the corsets. But having a lady maid who would lace me into them? Yes please. The mere idea of having a legion of staff to attend to my every whim fills me with delight. I wo
Things I think are worth your money (and a few that aren’t) (opens the original)
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A few weeks ago, there was a social media trend where people would list the five things that, in their opinion, were worth the money. Like all good gen Xers, I am late to the party, but still keen to get involved. There’s a reason I’ve never made it big on TikTok (apart from not being on TikTok) and that’s because I’m a bit slow on the uptake. Trends have passed me by before I think, “Oh, that’s something I could be a part of.” And so, behold, as I regale you with my top five things that I think
A list of my ‘grey’ flags (opens the original)
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Every now and then I am struck by the realisation that, like everyone else on the planet, I am getting older. I can’t believe it either. These little epiphanies are like tiny daggers to my creaky heart, because I checked with my brain, and it thinks I’m still 28. So what are these signs? Well, last weekend, I spotted two young girls heading out for the night and I started muttering to myself about their lack of jackets. When exactly did I start caring about whether the youth of today are going t
My most memorable South Korea moment wasn’t the obvious one (opens the original)
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This week, I have another tale from my travels to South Korea. It’s safe to say I had a cracking time there and one of my most memorable activities was to take in a baseball game. Now, this wasn’t my first baseball rodeo. I saw the Yankees play at Yankee Stadium in New York years ago, and it was an incredible experience. But nothing — and I mean NOTHING — prepared me for a Korean baseball game. All I’d been told was that it’s lots of fun. And I happen to like fun, so that was enough to pique my
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