HeyJaredMike Kelly
- Indexed articles, last 90 days
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- Oct 1, 2026
- Outlet visibility, for North Coast Journal
- Top 5M sites
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- Jul 30, 2026
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Mussel Super Glue - North Coast Journal (opens the original)
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Howdy. I’m that naked guy you’ve probably seen beachcombing. You can be sure it’s me by my potbelly, which makes it look like I’ve swallowed a basketball. Because I carry my keys and phone in my hands, I need a place to carry any washed-up objects I wish to take home. I was inspired by the California mussel (Mytilus californianus) to simply glue stuff into my beard. The California mussel is the large bivalve mollusk you see attached in masses to rocks that are exposed to surf in the high interti
Mollusk Noir - North Coast Journal (opens the original)
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On weekends, I front a punk band called the Dead Cousteaus. On weekdays, I’m a private investigator. So, on Monday morning, I was in my office nursing a bottle hoping to ease out of my weekend, but the shadow of a stacked broad crossed my desk. She smelled of mollusks and trouble. The “stacked” part of her shadow was two buckets of live snails. I said, “Whoa, toots, you’re packin’ a helluva load of eroded periwinkles (Littorina keenae).” “My son was kidnapped by an English punk rock band. They d
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