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Trump claims that fake knees are a threat to democracy (opens the original)
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Knee replacement surgery in the United States is to be controlled by the White House in order to control the proliferation of fake knees. From now on, only knees approved by President Trump will be permitted. Any other knees are considered by the President to be dangerous to the American way of life. A White House statement explains that the knees approved by President Trump will be great knees, better knees than anyone thought possible, possibly the best knees of all time. Trump also announced
Iran war over as Strait of Hormuz renamed Strait of America (opens the original)
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The conflict in Iran is over. Iran has unconditionally surrendered after hearing about the United States declaration that the Strait of Hormuz is to be referred to, by the US Government but nobody else, as the Strait of America. This cessation of hostilities is proof that all those who thought Donald Trump's renaming of stuff was just performative willy-waving without any substance were mistaken. Acknowledging the power of Trump signing an unconstitutional executive order and then posting about
Leavitt out (opens the original)
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White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has announced that she is stepping away from the role in order to spend more time lying to her family. Her office released the following statement: ‘I am incredibly grateful to President Trump for granting me so many extraordinary opportunities to lie to so many people. I have loved working in the West Wing and spending countless hours in the Oval Office, flying around the world and meeting foreign leaders, and traveling across our beautiful country a
More Brits inconvenienced by Greeks having homes destroyed (opens the original)
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British holidaymakers in Corfu are the latest to have a less than idyllic experience as wildfires rip through the Islanders’ houses, farms and olive groves. Some Brits were inconsolable having lost three days of a fortnight’s vacation while locals lost their livelihoods. The fires on Corfu follow those on the neighbouring island of Rhodes that is only about 700 miles away. There, some British people were forced to move to temporary accommodation, described as ‘a living nightmare’ by Terry Hobbs
Tuchel confirms that England are practicing handballs (opens the original)
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England manager Thomas Tuchel has confirmed that his World Cup squad has practiced deliberately but surreptitiously punching the ball into the goal ahead of their semi-final match against Argentina. Players such as Harry Kane and Anthony Gordon, who are already skilled at diving in the penalty area and feigning injury, are said to be excited at adding a new cheating aspect to their game. Tuchel denied that the initiative has anything to do with the ‘Hand of God’ incident in the England v Argenti
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