HeyJaredMelissa Todd
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- Aug 30, 2026
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I'm a Christian and a sex worker — it's not as contradictory as you think (opens the original)
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When I tell my clients I cannot spank them on Sunday mornings because I’ll be attending church, they nod appreciatively, as if waiting for the punchline. But I will be at Church. I’ve been fortunate enough to find a passionately inclusive place of worship that knows I’ve been a sex worker for 30 years, a dominatrix and kink model for the last twenty, and welcomes me all the same. Margate Union Church has even invited me to give a talk on kink and Christianity this month, so I’ve spent a good dea
A man at church told me his fetish — now I fulfil his fantasy for £120 an hour (opens the original)
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I first met the man who pays me to tickle him in church. I was giving a talk about kink and Christianity (that’s another column, for another day). He came to hear me speak, and while he was too shy to approach me at the pulpit, we got talking afterwards over email. In due course, I discovered what he really wanted from me wasn’t a theological debate, but an hour of being tickled. This was new for me. I’ve made a few tickling videos, where I or someone else gets tied down and assailed with feathe
I'm a sex worker — this is why your husband is my favourite client (opens the original)
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As a sex worker, my favourite type of client is the happily married man. I can be confident he will head on his merry way home after our encounter, not giving me another thought — until he has the urge to be spanked once more. He won’t badger me with endless messages, demanding that I care about his work triumphs or grandchildren’s achievements either: he has another woman for that, a wife more eminently qualified. Plus, he is respectful of my private life because he has his own. You don’t want
I'm a sex worker — this is why your husband is my favourite client (opens the original)
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As a sex worker, my favourite type of client is the happily married man. I can be confident he will head on his merry way home after our encounter, not giving me another thought — until he has the urge to be spanked once more. He won’t badger me with endless messages, demanding that I care about his work triumphs or grandchildren’s achievements either: he has another woman for that, a wife more eminently qualified. Plus, he is respectful of my private life because he has his own. You don’t want
I'm a sex worker — these are the seven golden rules every client must follow (opens the original)
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When you book a sex worker, it’s not just a free-for-all, you know. There’s etiquette to be followed. If you book me as a dominatrix, I’ve got some golden rules I expect every client to follow religiously. If you don’t, well there’ll be a punishment in order. Punctuality is important, of course; but usually clients are a good 10 minutes early, the excitable little tinkers. Don’t be earlier. There’s a perfectly good café at the end of my road. I don’t mind them being late so much: as your drearie
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