HeyJaredMatthew Dalldorf
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MY UNCLE’S MOVIE REVIEWS (opens the original)
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‘Everyone’s a critic”, so saith the classic idiom, made literal by the internet. Now just about everyone in the free world can play amateur Gene Siskel (or Gene Shalit depending on your fondness for puns). I don’t believe it’s controversial to say that this is not always a good thing as I’m sure many of us know someone whose lack of knowledge or curiosity on a subject won’t stop them from pompously pontificating their uninformed opinions. Presented below are eight mock-”reviews” written by me bo
THE GREATEST LITERARY ACHIEVEMENT OF THE YEAR IS HERE! (opens the original)
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In the hysterical tradition of ‘The Groove Tube’, ‘Amazon Women on the Moon’ and ‘The Day the Clown Cried’ comes– ‘This Title Has Nothing to Do With the Movie: A New Milestone in the Irrelevant Title Subgenre’; the most zany, absurd and sharply irreverent sketch-comedy script ever written by anyone at any point in history! Rejected by producers, spat on by philistines and hated by YOUR parents– yes, yours specifically– this script was deemed too biting, too controversial and too dangerously nonc
DANCER IN THE DARK: THE BEST MOVIE I EVER HATED (opens the original)
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WARNING: Spoiler City! Also, it’s a Lars von Trier movie, so consider that a Trigger Warning. There exists a plethora of discourse surrounding the bad movies we love– ‘Octaman’, ‘Manos: Hands of Fate’ (for some) and Tommy Wiesu’s immortal classic ‘The Room’ have all earned the half-dubious honor of being bad enough to be great. My personal favorite is ‘Plan 9 From Outer Space’, the movie that introduced me to the concept. We can go on all day about bad movies we love (I often do), but gaining si
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