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- Sep 24, 2026
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Minnesota Twins 4, San Francisco Giants 2: Luke towards the future (opens the original)
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Keaschall homers, bats young and old spark, and the Twins win their first road series since July. Game goes: the season is endingWith Prielipp and the glovemen defending.Now Luke swings, and a homer is sending:We are ahead. So here we are in a year bizarre;How to finish? Who can tell?We’ve earned and reeled on the baseball field;Overall, it wasn’t swell.We’ll finish stronger atPac Bell. (I don’t care that it’s been named Oracle Park for years; that doesn’t fit the rhyme or meter.) San Fran gets
Athletics 7, Minnesota Twins 4: Morris meltdown (opens the original)
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For the second straight Wednesday & third time in his last five outings, a rotten Andrew Morris inning costs the Twins. It’s been a long, long year,And we’ve been waiting for ignition;It’s getting late, we fear,And this flat collapse is now tradition.Three guys hit some early homers,Thus giving the Twins a rapid lead.But in the sixth, after Prielipp was done,They called the ‘pen to prevent the run;Instead, they bleed. This has been the plight of an Andrew Morris:From a win to loss in a single fr
San Diego Padres 7, Minnesota Twins 5: Things fall apart, the bullpen cannot hold (opens the original)
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Mere anarchy is loosed upon the basepaths (as the Twins blow a 5-1 lead). Well, Luke Keaschall led it off with a quickly-blasted homer,Then Brooks Lee and rookie Kaelen matched his power blow for blow.But middle letters three were in fact a misnomer,‘Cause the Twins couldn’t win tonight in San Diego. Now, the Padres got a tally with a shot from Jackson Merrill,But then our starter Kremer settled with every throw.Got a clean quintet of innings ere he even entered peril,But the Twins couldn’t win
Kansas City Royals 4, Minnesota Twins 0: Completely ‘nak-ered (opens the original)
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We love Randy Dobnak… but not against us. I’d seen last night that the Twins were at .500And had a chance to keep winning streaks along,And out they came, and we hoped for skillful playing,But then everything we hoped ended wrong, ‘Cause the Royals, they said, “Sit down,Sit down, no gettin’ on base,“And Dobnak, he said, “Sit down,You’ve all got egg on your face.“Now they’ve fallen below .500;Will they drop again to a sluggish pace?“Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down,Sit down, no gettin’ on b
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