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- Sep 17, 2026
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Opinion: Pumpkin spice is not everything nice – The Battalion (opens the original)
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We’re falling for sales faster than the leaves, our wallets are hollowing more readily than a jack-o’-lantern, and our account balances are plunging sooner and steeper than the temperatures — the latter an inevitable reality given that Texas only has two seasons and autumn unfortunately never manages to make the cut. Steamrolled by summer and avalanched by winter, poor thing. And by “we” and “our” I mostly mean me, myself and I, because I’ll be the first to admit that after the holiday desert of
Opinion: Majoring in good college advice – The Battalion (opens the original)
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In a day and age where tipping culture has objectively gotten very much out of hand, the opinion staff is nonetheless trusting you won’t mind us paying forward our best college-related tips, from discovering your people to finding your academic groove. A bad grade doesn’t necessarily mean you’re dumb or didn’t put in the work, just that what you prepared for didn’t align with what the professor expected Shoutout to my older brother, who gifted me with this nugget of wisdom when my green freshman
Satire: 10 things worth the wait – The Battalion (opens the original)
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More and more these days, it seems like everyone is racing against the clock to check off that ever-evasive box and secure the next best thing they can get their hands on, whether in their professional or personal lives: a degree, a job offer, the newest tech, the hottest fashion trend fresh off the influencer griddle or flashiest car pulled straight from the cover of the latest Car and Driver magazine. But patience is a virtue, and some experiences are so universal, so core to being a person in
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