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Genetically unemployable (opens the original)
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I don’t know how it is in your neck of the woods but in my stomping grounds it’s getting downright impossible to find help on a cow ranch. The workforce these days seems to consist of loafers, losers, deadbeats and tramps. I was talkin’ to a good friend of mine and I said, “I read there are 7 million men between the ages of 25 to 54 who are no longer participating in the labor force. This “flight from work” is a growing problem in America because these slackers are not engaged in civil society,
Him talk funny (opens the original)
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I have what linguists call a tin ear; an inability to hear the little nuances of how people speak. For example, if it weren’t for the fact that they say “eh” a lot I couldn’t tell the difference between a Canadian and a cowboy from Wyoming. When we lived in Australia I had a lot of British professors yet I couldn’t tell the difference between a snooty Englishman and an ordinary Australian, yet it seemed like everyone else had no trouble with it. If I’m watching the telly and British actors are s
Weaponizing diarrhea (opens the original)
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⢠This past July, Taylor Farms de Mexico was linked to the iceberg lettuce believed to be responsible for one of the largest cyclosporiasis outbreaks in American history with at least 15,000 confirmed cases. After Taco Bell had announced that they were voluntarily removing all iceberg lettuce sourced from central Mexico, Taylor Farms soon followed with a recall of their own. Although it may sound like a mom and pop operation Taylor Farms is the largest global producer of salads and fresh food
A congress of dunces (opens the original)
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If a group of cows is a herd and a mob of sheep is a flock, a crowd of of dunces should be known as a congress.All the roads to the auction site were slippery and treacherous but what would you expect for the sale of U.S. congresspersons? At the entrance to the sale site were several protestors holding signs that read “Four More Years… In Prison” and “They put the Con in Congress.”“Welcome to the Congressional Animal Auction,” said the enthusiastic and excited auctioneer at the start of the sale
Again and again (opens the original)
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The older I get the more I realize that life consists of doing the same thing over and over again. Why can’t you do a job once and forever be done with it? Personal hygiene is the worst. As I mature the more I dread having to even take a shower every four days or so. I’ve only had a beard, mustache, long sideburns or a goatee once in my life and that was after I was in a coma for eight days and the first thing I wanted after I woke up was to shave. And I hate shaving! Yet there I was was, every
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