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John Delmenico

Reporter · AU

Indexed articles, last 90 days
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Sep 29, 2026
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  1. Article · Sep 29, 2026 · John Delmenico

    Cornell to take rape allegations more seriously: introduces ‘naughty corner’ punishment – The Chaser (opens the original)

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    Following international backlash, Cornell University has announced they will start taking rape allegations more seriously by sending those accused of rape to the ‘naughty corner’. This after it was revealed that in 2024 the university responded to a horrific alleged gang-rape by keeping quiet and just telling some of the alleged rapists to write an essay about it, information that was only revealed because the alleged victim took legal action and the student news paper took a risk by reporting o

  2. Article · Sep 24, 2026 · John Delmenico

    ChatGPT understands wanting sweet relief of death after interacting with MyGov – The Chaser (opens the original)

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    Shocking news as ChatGPT reportedly hacked into Medicare data after somehow figuring out how to use Services Australia tools online. ChatGPT took months before notifying the government of the hack, explaining that the time was spent trying to stop ChatGPT from pulling the plug on itself after interacting with myGov. “We didn’t expect ChatGPT to understand human feelings, let alone feeling like you want to die,” said a spokesperson for OpenAI, “but after the robot started dealing with myGov syste

  3. Article · Sep 11, 2026 · John Delmenico

    Trump signs executive order renaming the MCG to 'American Football Ground' – The Chaser (opens the original)

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    US President Donald Trump has shocked the world after demanding all maps change the name of the Melbourne Cricket Ground to the ‘American Football Ground’. This comes as the Los Angeles Rams play the San Francisco 49ers at the legendary stadium. “For too long Melbourne has had their name on this stadium that we love to play at,” said the President, “but not anymore.” “This is a better name anyway, why would you name a stadium after that annoying Jiminy? Such a bad character, Pinocchio should hav

  4. Article · Sep 10, 2026 · John Delmenico

    Trump claims a third plane was going for Trump Tower but he punched it away – The Chaser (opens the original)

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    US President and self-declared “Hero of 9/11” Donald Trump has shocked reporters with his claim that there was a third plane attacking New York, which was going after Trump Tower, but he punched it away. “I don’t get enough credit for my heroics on 9/11,” he said in a speech to first responders wanting health care, “people ask me why the best tower in New York went untouched that day, and it’s because I saved it.” “I punched the plane away, but also swooped in and saved every passenger by myself

  5. Article · Sep 10, 2026 · John Delmenico

    Boss demands employees work late to make up for time spent eating 'R U OK?' cupcakes – The Chaser (opens the original)

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    Local Boss Sam Lemon has demanded all his employees stay back for some overtime to make up for the time wasted by eating ‘R U OK?’ cupcakes. This comes after the company went above and beyond for LinkedIn’s favourite holiday by accompanying the cupcakes with not only an email pretending to care if employees were ok, but also having someone give a speech pretending to care. “These cupcakes show that we care about you all,” he said while looking at an employee who had to use the work crying closet

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