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- Indexed articles, last 90 days
- 4
- Latest publication
- Sep 30, 2026
- Outlet visibility, for The Stanford Daily
- Top 5M sites
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- Aug 11, 2026
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Guy putting brown sugar in coffee doesn’t see color (opens the original)
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Editor’s Note: This article is purely satirical and fictitious. All attributions in this article are not genuine, and this story should be read in the context of pure entertainment only. Shocked by his roommate’s arbitrary distinctions between sweeteners, junior Emory Connow ‘28 explained that he was unfamiliar with differences between purportedly white sugar and its allegedly brown counterpart. “I can’t taste color. I don’t know what the Skittles folks are talking about,” he said. After Daily r
Letter From the Humor Editor | Why comedy is the only effective form of protest (opens the original)
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Editor’s Note: This article is purely satirical and fictitious. All attributions in this article are not genuine, and this story should be read in the context of pure entertainment only. Statesman Alexander Hamilton pioneered the throwaway joke, an often dual-meaning, deadpan remark fired off in passing. He taught the technique to Bill Burr, who shot him to eliminate competition for his Netflix specials. Comedy has always been political. As our reward, politics has never been more comedic, and w
Pros and cons of ICE “Shock Gloves” (opens the original)
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Editor’s Note: This article is purely satirical and fictitious. All attributions in this article are not genuine, and this story should be read in the context of pure entertainment only. The Department of Homeland Security recently announced a contract of up to $20 million with a company called Compliant Technologies to arm ICE agents with a device called the Generated Low Output Voltage Emitter, or G.L.O.V.E. The device, a glove, sends concentrated electric shocks that inflict enough pain for t
CDC leverages Flock cameras to track cyclospora outbreak (opens the original)
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Editor’s Note: This article is purely satirical and fictitious. All attributions in this article are not genuine, and this story should be read in the context of pure entertainment only. Amid staff reductions at the CDC and FDA, the federal agencies have now turned to surveillance tools to contain cyclosporiasis, an “explosive diarrhea parasite” spreading across the country. Cyclosporiasis symptoms only manifest themselves after 1-2 weeks, but researchers have traced the parasites to iceberg let
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