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- Sep 1, 2026
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Landlord reminds tenant that Broken A/C builds resilience (opens the original)
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Hamilton, ON – As rolling blackouts leave entire neighbourhoods sweating in the dark, local landlord Gary Feltch has reassured his tenant that the air conditioning unit he has failed to repair for eight weeks is a “character-building opportunity” she should be grateful for. “Resilience isn’t forged in comfort,” Feltch said Tuesday, speaking from the fully air-conditioned lobby of the property management office he owns and does not live above. “It’s built in adversity. And nothing says adversity
Meteorologists confirm drizzle will not address bird shit situation (opens the original)
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Brandon, MB – Local meteorologists confirmed today what residents already felt in their hearts: the light rain forecast for this weekend will do absolutely nothing to address the bird shit situation. “We’ve run the models,” said Environment Canada meteorologist Dr. Paul Hettrick. “We expect 3.4 mm of rainfall over a six-hour period. It’s enough to dampen your jacket, but it’s no match for the three-dimensional diarrhea on your windshield.” Hettrick confirmed that, actually, the drizzle would lik
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