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Critic Recipes For Bored Fuckers (opens the original)
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They said independence and flatting would be fun. What a load of hogwash. Before long, you've mastered the art of quick gruel for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Your parents are concerned: “you only eat what?” You explain that sometimes you simply need to shove something in your gob before rushing off to your class or getting back to that assignment. But deep, deep, deep — no, keep going — DEEP down, you want to change. So Critic Te Arohi has pulled together a few cheap-ish, easy-ish meals for wh
$5 Lunch Hijacked by OUSA Executive Election Forums (opens the original)
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$5 lunch was overrun last week with three days of lunchtime forums to give students a chance to dissect the policies and promises of the 25 candidates running for the ten OUSA Executive positions for 2027. To save you from over six hours of forums, here is our three-page summary of the 12,000 words of notes we took. Last year was the first time in three years students had two options for president. This year, we have four! What luck. International Socialist Organisation member Rosie Cruickshank,
Investigation: What Was That Nursing UoO Confession Post About? (opens the original)
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An anonymous post, titled "Dear Otago Poly Nursing… are we okay?" appeared on the University of Otago (UoO) Meaningful Confessions page on the 22nd of July. The post complained that nursing students were being "emotionally humbled" by marking, bad lecturers and inconsistent, recycled lecture content, among other things. Lengthy complaints are the bread and butter of UoO Confessions. But in this case, a mere two hours and forty-seven minutes later, every Otago Polytech nursing student received a
Law Revue Pisses in Rowling's Goblet of Fire (opens the original)
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Law Revue shat satire all over J. K. Rowling’s Harry Potter: The Goblet of Fire and called it art. It was. Law Revue 2026 follows Harry Notter, a wimpish boy forced to do chores by his evil flatmates, who receives a letter one fateful day from Albus Dumbledean. Huzzah! He has been accepted into second-year law. Stepping back into the law-eat-law world of Richardson Castle, Notter is mysteriously thrust into the Tri-Legal Tournament, despite a third-years-only policy (positive discrimination). Ha
Orange Sky Ōtepoti: A Place Of Smiles, Clean Clothes and Kōrero (opens the original)
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Orange Sky, a charity that provides free laundry services to alleviate homelessness and hardship, opened its first location south of Ōtautahi this year — right here, in Ōtepoti. We at Critic Te Ārohi were tumbling over ourselves to see how it's been getting along since it opened in April, and how they’re helping our community. Orange Sky was born just over the ditch in Brisbane, back in 2018. Offering the world’s first free mobile laundry service, their kaupapa quickly expanded across Australia,
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