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Guy Somerset

Reporter · RU

Indexed articles, last 90 days
4
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Sep 8, 2026
Outlet visibility, for English
Top 5M sites
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Jul 10, 2026

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  1. Article · Sep 8, 2026 · Guy Somerset

    Polls, Kalshi and the Outrageous Art of Boomer Mid-Terms (opens the original)

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    MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THIS PIECE – Your Kalshi Betting Prediction for Mid-Terms Bank! Pssst…Sorry, Chumley, nobody knows nuffin’. Or, that is to not say, nothing is known that is anywise reliable, and Your Humbe will show you how. Polling – Seriously, It DOES Work…When Done Honestly After having been in the game a long time I can verifiably tell you – POLLING WORKS. What doesn’t? Duplicity. Allow me to explain… The last genuine surprise at the polls This Author witnessed was in 1994. That was t

  2. Article · Jul 17, 2026 · Guy Somerset

    Coma-Tocracy: Platner Ate Babies? Would’ve Still Got My Vote! (opens the original)

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    Your Humble Correspondent does not discuss Politics, because Politics are personal. Everything that made you who you are – your History, your Family, your Employment, your Sexuality, your Morality – those incidentals which define your Character? That establishes your Political viewpoint. This is one reason for it being futile to argue over Political Theory. It is too close to Home, as in, it’s where participants live. People become defensive because they feel opponents are attacking not philosop

  3. Article · Jul 13, 2026 · Guy Somerset

    Death of a Senator: Lindsey Graham – Media Hysteria & Practical Reality (opens the original)

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    Republican Senator Lindsey Graham (included in the list of terrorists and extremists of Rosfinmonitoring) of South Carolina has passed. He was a man dedicated to his own lights which included American Outward Militarism and Israel. Whatever his faults, he served the United States in the Armed Forces over three decades. In Congress, his tenure extended nearly as lengthy. Sometimes even The Most Evil Man Alive needs to set aside the acrimony. My advice? On the "Day Of” you always find something go

  4. Article · Jul 10, 2026 · Guy Somerset

    The Shocking Truth About Russian Gasoline Prices! (opens the original)

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    Truth is the First Casualty and blah…blah…blah… If you don't know the quote you don't know war (and if you don't know only poseurs use it without attribution to at least someone…from Aeschylus to Bingham…then you don't know you're a Prole Pawn in the Great Game). So, with this out the way, hopefully we commence the understanding that: RUSSIAN ECONOMY ON BRINK OF COLLAPSE DUE TO GAS STATION MAX MAD MAYHEM! — is, in fact, nothing more than nonsensical propaganda designed to keep you incognizant of

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