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Texas Daycare Accused of Running a Fight Club and the Internet Immediately Broke Rule No. 1 (opens the original)
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There are certain combinations of words you do not expect to read in the same sentence. 'Texas daycare fight club' is absolutely one of them. A Fort Worth family is suing a daycare for $1 million after alleging that a substitute teacher encouraged 4-year-old children to fight and physically assaulted their son during the incident. JUST IN: Family sues Texas daycare over allegedly operating a “child fight club.” And because the Internet remains undefeated, the phrase 'daycare fight club' has now
CAT-Egorically Insane: NYC Shelter's Adoption Policy Is So Unhinged, Even PETA Is Calling It Out (opens the original)
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When you've gone too far for PETA, that's usually a pretty good sign that you need to check yourself into a mental institution. The animal rights organization is best known on X for posting backfiring memes designed to get people to stop eating meat (those are always unintentionally hilarious), but even they know true monsters when they see them, such as when PETA railed against Tony Fauci for torturing beagle puppies. (If only they would do the same to Abdul El-Sayed for his horrific tenure ove
Frigid Foresight: NBC News Provides Invaluable Information About Keeping Food Fresh (opens the original)
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As the legacy media cries and runs to Mommy (a.k.a., U.S. District Court judges) to stop the Big Bad Orange Man from revoking their White House press passes, they have been sure to remind America how lost we would be without their essential coverage of the important issues that matter. For instance, on The View — which, we will remind readers, ABC classifies as a "bona fide" news program — they're complaining that Patrick Clancy did not stay married to his murderous wife, and Sunny Hostin is bra
Taylor Swift Shows Off the Ring After Kelce’s TD The Backlash Says More About Us Than Her. (opens the original)
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Over the weekend, a post went viral of Taylor Swift cheering on her husband, football star, Travis Kelce. They are newlyweds and clearly in love and she is a giddy wife. For some reason, this infuriated half the Internet. Taylor Swift Showing Off the Ring After the Travis Kelce TD https://t.co/AuQyzyNSOf pic.twitter.com/Aw8f3Ovzt0 I'm not a huge fan of Taylor Swift. Sappy music isn't really my jam. I can respect her for her business savvy and she very clearly is an excellent entertainer. I can a
It's 'Orangeland' Now: President Trump Announces PERMANENT Greenland Security Deal (opens the original)
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What was once an epic troll is now reality. Has anyone noticed that kind of thing tends to happen a lot with President Trump? Barack Obama must REALLY regret making fun of the Donald at the White House Correspondents' Dinner back in 2011. Earlier today, Trump posted on his Truth Social account that the United States has reached an agreement with Denmark to give the United States permanent security control over the world's largest island of Greenland. Are Canadians starting to get nervous yet? BR
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