HeyJaredGabrielle Kassel
- Indexed articles, last 90 days
- 4
- Latest publication
- Sep 17, 2026
- Outlet visibility, for Cosmopolitan
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- Aug 26, 2026
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Debunking Erectile Dysfunction Myths (opens the original)
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A hard penis does not a good romp make—just ask anyone who's been dicked down by Hammerhead Hank or JackRabbit Joe. And conversely, a soft penis doesn’t spell sexual or relational doom—nor does it say anything about anyone’s status as a Certified Hottie. But between sex ed curricula that teaches us absolutely noting about how erections work, and porn that makes rock-hard boners look like a prerequisite for good sex, many of us have absorbed some pretty wonky ideas about what the lack of an erect
Are Armpits the Newest Relationship Green Flag? (opens the original)
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What are your intentions with my daughter? In an era marked by a Pronatalist Agenda, trad wifery, and the internet's renewed obsession with Traditional Marriage™, you might expect this text overlay to precede a montage of engagement rings, wedding porn, and baby bumps. But in a viral Instagram post from Vaughn Meddings (@wandering_optics), what follows is footage of Meddings burying his nose in his partner’s armpit and taking a big whiff, a goofy smile spreading across his face. It’s neither the
The Curious Rise of the Fruit-Shaped Vibrator (opens the original)
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Lemons. Pears. Kumquats. Raspberries. What may sound like a brag on my Farmer’s Market bounty, in the Year of Our Lord 2026, is actually an inventory of sex toys. The Lem, an air suction toy aptly named for its lemon-inspired shape and color, from sex toy brand Hello Nancy, has taken over TikTok. In June, Lubricant brand WOO More Play launched a kumquat-shaped vibrator called the Cumquat Vibez (get it?). And the brand that brought us the rose vibrator in 2024, Inya, now sells a pear-shaped clito
I Keep Falling Asleep When I’m With My Boyfriend—Experts Say It Might Actually Be a Good Sign (opens the original)
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My boyfriend of six months has the same effect on me as a lullaby does on a newborn. With the body and voice of a lumberjack, I’d say he otherwise has little in common with the melodic hum of “Rock-a-Bye Bab.” And yet, as soon as he cradles me in his beefed-up and tatted (flex) arms, I can’t stop drifting into dreamland. According to somatic psychotherapists and other experts, there is a physiological explanation for my relationship-induced narcolepsy: My body feels really freaking safe around h
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