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Sex is becoming troublesome, by Funke Egbemode | (opens the original)
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At this rate, before having sex, people will soon need to sign a consent form, call their doctor, consult Google, check their blood pressure and ask their village people if the coast is clear. You open your phone and one medical expert is warning that excessive exertion and repeated ejaculation may be dangerous for some people, particularly those with underlying health problems. Ah. So even enjoyment now has speed limits? Before you recover from that, another headline arrives screaming about che
Wike’s Rainbow and frightened APC Governors | (opens the original)
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Not the type where you call elders and everybody sits under the mango tree. This one is more complicated. The husband says there is no problem. His wife says there had better not be a problem. And one very confident family friend has moved his slippers under the matrimonial bed. Welcome to the latest episode of Nigerian politics. Nyesom Wike is one of my favourite Nigerian politicians. I love him one kin’ but you don’t have to love him with me. He is an acquired taste, trust me. He is also, in m
Before you cross the road into polygamy, by Funke Egbemode | (opens the original)
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Polygamy is not another type of marriage. Polygamy is another level in the marriage pantheon. It is a special kind of marriage that involves more than one woman loving and laying claims to one man. Of course, no wife wants to hear or have to contend with it, because no woman really wants to share the heart or any part of her man. But polygamy is real and I bet someone’s marriage is threatened by this harsh reality even as we speak. Do I support it? No. But what has my support or lack of it got t
Osun: Dear Bola Oyebamiji, by Funke Egbemode | (opens the original)
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Once upon a time, in the ancient kingdom called Ile-Ade, a king inherited a palace that looked as if nobody had lived there for years. Yes, the throne was still standing. The palace gates were still painted. The king’s portrait was still hanging proudly on the wall. But inside, everything was different. The roads leading to the palace had become death traps. The palace workers complained that their wages could not feed their families. The young people had stopped asking the palace for jobs becau
The king who crowned himself, by Funke Egbemode | (opens the original)
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Come closer, my village friends and family. Let me tell you the story of Mojoye, the man who became king without a kingdom’s blessing. It is an old tale… or perhaps it is not so old after all. There was once a prosperous kingdom called Iraye, where every child was taught two sacred laws: “A king is not made by desire. A king is made by truth.” And: “Nobody wakes up one morning and declares himself king.” Every Alaaye Iraye emerged after the Oracle had spoken, after the kingmakers had agreed, aft
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