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- Jul 29, 2026
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- Jul 27, 2026
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Is Calling James Talarico A Gay Vegan Who Eats The Wrong Breakfast Tacos Somehow Not Working? (opens the original)
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We are 96 days from the midterms, and there are a couple happy things to report. First of all, ya boy James Talarico is up five whole points over creep criminal pervert Ken Paxton in the Texas Senate race, according to a new poll from Texas Public Opinion Research. Now two grains of salt for your vegan breakfast tacos: 1) this is the first poll that’s had him this far ahead, that we’ve seen anyway, and 2) he’s not at that magic number of 50, like Jon Ossoff when a poll is released and he hoists
Ross Douthat Will F*ck You All Night Long, With His Throbbing Neckbeard (opens the original)
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In honor of Bari Weiss plugging yet another gaping journalism hole with exactly what was missing, by hiring Ross Douthat as a new 60 Minutes correspondent; in honor of 60 Minutes executive producer Nick Bilton shitting on his own credibility as well as the eternal credibility of 60 Minutes, for all of time, by typing that Douthat “is one of the preeminent public intellectuals in America today, a thinker of uncommon rigor and a journalist of deep empathy," adding that his interviews are “expansiv
Trump DOJ Cases Against Reflecting Pool Touchers/Seashell Photographers Not Going So Hot (opens the original)
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Another day, another update on the series of embarrassments affecting the Trump Justice Department at all times.[ First of all, you are going to be shocked here, but US Attorney Judge Boxwine isn’t doing so hot prosecuting that former Olympian for looking at Trump’s Reflecting Pool, holding his nose and saying “PEEEEE YEW!”' Now yes, to be sure, Jeanine Pirro is also alleging that she has hot, hard evidence that Olympic canoeist David “Davey” Hearn also stuck his finger in the Reflecting Pool an
MEH-HEE-HO. Tabs, Tues., July 28, 2026 (opens the original)
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You guys might think this makes Donald Trump racist, but let us assure you it is also because he is just absolutely mindfucking dumb: Abdul El-Sayed and Haley Stevens had their final debate last night, and El-Sayed had to respond to some audio that came out that people were saying was him calling Stevens an ogre. But don’t worry! He was just calling John Fetterman an ogre! So Haley Stevens thanked him for clarifying that. [Politico] Speaking, one of the many positions and values Fetterman, an og
Pete Hegseth Is A Failure And Everybody Hates Him, Episode One Million (opens the original)
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Another day, another article that says Republican senators are losing confidence in Secretary Shitfaced Hegseth, the least qualified military leader in all of human history, who is currently rubbing his masculine insecurity issues and his hair and makeup expertise all over the Pentagon. Will one of these ever get the sonofabitch fired, or is this just a thing we do while Kristen Welker is yukking it up with Stephen Miller and the American experiment continues to die a sad, avoidable death? This
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