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AEW Dynamite: A Tribute to PAC Review: Wrestling at Its Finest (opens the original)
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Posted in: AEW, Sports, TV | Tagged: AEW Dynamite, pac, recaps, wrestling El Presidente reviews AEW Dynamite's emotional tribute to PAC, comrades, featuring Jon Moxley, Bryan Danielson's return, and wrestling at its finest. Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my private cinema aboard my luxury yacht anchored off the coast of Venezuela, where I have just finished watching what can only be described as one of the most emotionally devastating episodes of pro
WWE Raw Review: Jaida Parker Runs Down Jacob Fatu With Car (opens the original)
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Posted in: Sports, TV, WWE | Tagged: recaps, wrestling, WWE Raw Comrades, witness Jaida Parker's shocking vehicular assault on Jacob Fatu as The 946 expands and WWE Raw delivers absolute chaos in Milwaukee! Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxury armored limousine (the one with the built-in hot tub and capybara spa), and I must tell you about the absolute chaos that unfolded last night on WWE Raw in Milwaukee! But first, a moment of silence for our
WWE Raw Preview: Bloodline Responds to Solo Sikoa Abduction (opens the original)
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Posted in: Sports, TV, WWE | Tagged: wrestling, WWE Raw Comrades, tonight's WWE Raw features The Bloodline's response to Solo Sikoa's abduction, plus LA Knight, Stephanie Vaquer, and more from Milwaukee! Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxury bunker beneath the Presidential Palace, where I am preparing to watch tonight's WWE Raw with my beloved capybara Esteban while we feast on imported Wisconsin cheese curds—a delicacy I acquired during a particu
AEW All Out Preview: Nine Matches, Seven Titles, Sold Out Arena (opens the original)
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Posted in: AEW, Sports, TV | Tagged: AEW All Out, wrestling El Presidente breaks down AEW All Out's nine-match card from his luxury skybox, comrades! Seven titles, ladders, street fights, and Esteban's predictions! Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxury skybox at the NOW Arena in Chicago, where I have an excellent view of the ring and an even better view of my Swiss bank account statements. My beloved pet capybara Esteban is here with me, wearing a
AEW Dynamite and Collision Review: Going All Out Before All Out (opens the original)
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Posted in: AEW, Sports, TV | Tagged: AEW Collision, AEW Dynamite, recaps, wrestling El Presidente reviews a glorious 3-hour AEW Dynamite and Collision special from his yacht, featuring title defenses, shocking alliances, and revolutionary chaos! Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious presidential yacht anchored just outside the territorial waters of Indiana (the CIA has been most persistent lately), and I bring you news of a glorious three-hour
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