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- Indexed articles, last 90 days
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- Sep 30, 2026
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Dear Abby: Senior discovers beau's younger paramour (opens the original)
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Dear Abby: I'm a senior woman who has been dating someone for three years. He is my age. I recently learned he has been cheating on me with a much younger woman with three kids. We are sexually active and enjoy each other very much, or at least I thought so. She knows about me. Although he treats me well, I have found evidence that he's having sex with her intermittently. I have never cheated on him, and I dislike cheaters. He wants to marry me, but I told him when we first met I didn't want to
Dear Abby: Unfaithful husband invites other woman to move in (opens the original)
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Dear Abby: My husband, "Dirk," cheated on me more than 20 years ago. He has kept in touch with the woman since then. Sixteen months ago, she told him she was "in a bad place." He offered to let this (married) woman move in with us and didn't tell me until two weeks before she got here. Abby, this woman lives like a pig. Her room is filthy, and she has broken several things in my house without paying for anything. Before she moved here, Dirk wanted to get her teeth fixed. I ended up paying for it
Dear Abby: Mom doesn't want daughter visiting neighbors (opens the original)
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Dear Abby: My next-door neighbors are appropriately friendly, mow their lawn and generally mind their own business. The husband is a leader in a fundamentalist church whose pastor preaches that being gay is a sin and transgender people are mentally ill. My wife and I are lesbians, and our middle child is transgender. This is obvious to anyone who has met us. Our third child is the same age as the neighbors' daughter, and they play outside sometimes. Her mom has started asking if my daughter can
Craig Carter: The hard life of a mindlessly egotistical narcissist (opens the original)
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Lovely Wife and I were shopping for a new car. We found a car we liked, but negotiations fell through when the unpatriotic, unchristian salesman claimed there was no way his company could change the name of the car we wanted to the âCraigaru Carterback.â I was very disappointed. No car buyer in history has ever been treated so badly. I pouted for a while, and then I decided to get even with those unpatriotic, ungodly auto mongers. So Lovely Wife and I went to another car dealership and would
Dear Abby: Roommate's 'all-nighter' causes worry (opens the original)
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Dear Abby: I'm a college junior in need of advice. I share an apartment with two other female students, "Wendy" and "Lauren," who roomed together before I met them. Wendy is sweet and easygoing, but she grew up in a rural area and seems very sheltered. For example, she can't swim and thinks that eating shrimp is exotic, but she likes to clog dance and play the mandolin. She has never mentioned having a boyfriend or even dating. We are completely different, but until recently we got along well. A
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