HeyJaredClare Foges
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Nail art is naff - but that's not even the worst kind: CLARE FOGES (opens the original)
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As I brushed a coat of Big Apple Red on my nails, little did I know I was taking sides in the latest culture war: the Great Nail Debate. Yes, now even the humble fingernail has become a fiercely contested subject between wokies and the sane. It began with an article published on the BBC website, entitled ‘How the bare nails trend became a class issue’. Anyone with a modicum of style is ditching the corals and pinks, apparently. Less is more. Women pursuing the ‘quiet luxury’ look are heading int
CLARE FOGES: Moment I realised my daily habit was sending me bald (opens the original)
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‘Clare! What have you been doing?’ My hairdresser scrutinised the crown of my head as though it were a follicular crime scene. Peter is a Bulgarian snipper who pulls no punches and views hair neglect as the 11th deadly sin. He held up a bit of my hair and cried: ‘Look!’ I gasped. Though my hair falls just below my shoulders, he was holding up a chunk of it no more than two inches long. The way he made it stand on end meant I looked very much like an apple with a stalk. ‘Have you been pulling it
I learned the hard way that women need to stop being so nice (opens the original)
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A Brit, even if they are alone, forms an orderly queue of one. No one waits their turn like us. No other nation says ‘thank you’ more than us either – fact. In no other country is ‘sorry’ scattered through conversation like confetti: ‘sorry for brushing past’; ‘sorry, do you have the time?’ Politeness is our badge of honour. But it can also work against us. A new campaign warns that British courtesy is being exploited by fraudsters who keep us yakking on the phone, all the better to scam us. A s
When women like Sydney demean themselves for money, we all suffer (opens the original)
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Is Spandau Ballet soaring up the charts? Is Thatcher in power? Is that a Findus Crispy Pancake I can smell? I can only assume we are back in the 1980s, looking at the controversial advert featuring Sydney Sweeney, as pneumatic and naff as Sam Fox in her Page 3 heyday. The ad for sports betting company Novig shows a completely naked Sydney holding various sporting objects to cover her ‘modesty’. Here she is, holding two American footballs in front of her breasts: titter! There she is, holding a r
Why men can never understand what Lindsay Clancy was going through (opens the original)
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'What did you just call me?’ I tore into the kitchen, shaking. ‘I called you “mental”,’ replied my husband nonchalantly, barely looking up from his lunch. At this I bunched my hand into a fist and smashed it hard on the counter. This being granite, the counter won. Nevertheless, I gave it a few more smacks for good measure. I can’t remember what I said, but I do recall it turned the air a deep blue. I was a woman possessed – by hormones. A few months after the birth of my third child (I had thre
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