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- Sep 27, 2026
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Moaningful Confessions: The day I lost two things: my fave g-string and my… (opens the original)
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Let me set the scene. It’s a Saturday night in my home town, and the clubs are calling my name. Naturally, I put on my sluttiest outfit and hit town with the confidence of a white man. ‘Come on Eileen’ was playing as I locked eyes with the pookiest man I had ever seen. Thankfully lacking a breather-stache, he was a solid 7.5/10. Let’s call him Pookie. Pookie and I played eye tag for like 20 minutes before he made his way over. What happens next is blurry, but our dancing wasn’t getting us anywhe
Moaningful Confessions: A Nail-Biting Tale (opens the original)
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We all have that person that’s somehow accumulated an impressive amount of lore and become a celebrity within the friend group. Mine was this guy who I had no romantic feelings for, and who I invited to my birthday party – entirely as a joke. By some miracle, he showed up. Right on time, if not a little on the early side. Everyone knows that you don’t show up at 7pm on the dot unless you’re a close personal friend of the host, and definitely not if you’re… whatever he was to me. Luckily, I was t
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