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Slog AM: Boeing Caught With Another Software Problem, Republicans are Cooked, and Weekend Warriors Survived PNW Weather - The Stranger (opens the original)
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The weather: Don’t let the gorgeous Seattle weather (60s, sunny, almost October?) fool you, it’s freezing up in the mountains and stormy out in the ocean. A kayaker needed a rescue after capsizing out in the San Juan Island and a hiker almost froze to death. We were celebrating the fall with cocktails on Friday or curled up on the couch while two weekend warriors were fighting for their lives in unrelated storms. More on that in a bit… Is Iran Cracking Back? We’re watching the news from BBC that
Slog AM: Nude Beach Celebrated, White House Clowns Trip in Media Fight, and Alleged Serial Killer Revealed - The Stranger (opens the original)
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Fuck, it’s basically Halloween already: Ghostly decorations are going up across Seattle. There’s a zombie in the Senate. And there’s a giant pumpkin in Spokane, the Spokesman-Review reports. A Seattle man grew the pumpkin to 1,006 pounds, carted it across the state, and won a prize that won’t get close to covering the costs. Apparently he had to build a special shed. But first, the good nudes news: The historically gay, trans, clothing-optional beach we’ve loved for 50 years is now formally love
Seattle Officially Recognizes Denny Blaine as an LGBTQ+ Landmark - The Stranger (opens the original)
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For the first time, the Seattle City Council formally recognized Denny Blaine Park’s decades of queer history and its importance to gay and trans Seattle. The council passed a formal resolution Wednesday, showing where the city stands after years of attempted erasure of the iconic nude beach. The park is a lively third space where respectful nudity is valued by working-class visitors, but not by its affluent neighbors, who sued to shut the park down under the moniker Denny Park for All, which mi
Slog AM: Psycho Drives in I-90 Bike Path, Mike Johnson Is Flaccid in the House; Canadian Diva Returns to Stage - The Stranger (opens the original)
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My name is Cedar Attanasio, and I was born in a teepee and raised in a school bus off the grid in the woods in New Mexico. So, don’t blame me for the boffins in Silicon Valley and subnormales behind tomorrow’s AI apocalypse. Blame US House Speaker Mike Johnson, who ignored the pleas of current AI leaders and vocal whistleblowers by saying that Congress won’t regulate the industry, according to my beloved former colleagues at The Associated Press. Attempts to quote Johnson’s boss, Donald Trump, l
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