HeyJaredCeci Brown
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In a Brown Study: Screw Big Pillow and Chair Architects (opens the original)
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Editor’s Note: This is a piece of satire. The pillow industry is more fraudulent than the oat milk industry—forcing over-charged, seventy-five-cent dairy alternatives at your local coffee shop. But, when does the support turn crooked, or should I say hunched? Propping pillows against the wall, a bed frame or flat on the bed while one rests, protrudes the head, misaligning the neck. I reason the fault lies within Big Pillow due to their manipulation of consumers. In digital media, television show
In a Brown Study: Musi is the superior music streaming app (opens the original)
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No, you can’t connect with friends, see what they’re listening to or see your streaming ‘wrapped’ on Musi like on Spotify, which I’ll admit is fun (if you enjoy expressing yourself with statistics), but is it fun paying five dollars a month for that? An exaggerated no from me. Musi is a free music streaming app compatible for Apple and Android. It allows you to stream anything your heart desires from the entirety of what’s available on YouTube as long as you have Wifi. Don’t think about it too h
In a Brown Study: Billie Eilish: Another Opportunity for Society to Distrust and Silence Women (opens the original)
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Billie Eilish dressing up as a baby and her ten years senior boyfriend, Jesse Rutherford, dressing up as an old man for Halloween seemed like a satirical take on ‘playing the victim:’ an off-putting joke that has fans stirring. The sentence above centers around Eilish with no acknowledgment that Rutherford may have pushed her into the publicity stunt, if we want to talk about hypotheticals. We are so quick to suspect grooming, but until anything is admitted, we should all take a second to educat
In a Brown Study: Music reviewers need to use more than six synonyms to describe music (opens the original)
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“F***, marry, kill! / Umm, an army of Furbies that won't stop chanting the Lord's prayer / (A can of rigatoni on the street) / Umm, going over to a friend's house for a sleepover for the first time / And their Dad wants them to pop a cyst on his back / But they're really squeamish and faint / But he's in a lot of pain so you have to do it / Papa / One, two, three, four!” (Dazey and the Scouts, 2017, track 7 on “Maggot”) Critics using terms like textured or atmospheric abandon the reader. They no
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