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Habit forming (opens the original)
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This is not an original observation. Annie Dillard wrote: “How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives.” I either love that quote or hate it, depending on how I spent my day. I am thinking about this because I was trying to break a habit of mine: sitting up late at my computer, mindlessly scrolling and snacking. I do this because I am tired — not hungry — and I feel too lazy to read a book or do anything useful, but it seems too early to go to bed. So instead, I end up full of pe
Still not fully recovered (opens the original)
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About a million years ago (or at least it feels that way), I used to produce theater. The season ended just before Christmas with “A Christmas Carol,” and a peculiar thing would happen just as the last show closed. I was always in the show, and sometimes I would feel my fever rising before Scrooge had Tiny Tim on his shoulders. I’d check my forehead, and sure enough, before the audience had made it out into the cold winter night, I would have a fever, which would be followed by congestion and co
Dose of Dog (opens the original)
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I haven’t been giving out dog treats for a while. Sometimes, I am the treat lady on my walks, and sometimes I do not carry dog treats. I love dispensing treats, but I hate getting turned down by owners. Getting turned down by dogs is also disappointing, but somehow easier to take. So lately, instead of bribing dogs with treats, I’ve been doing my secret whistle, a high-pitched noise that dogs always hear and their owners usually do not, that makes the dog look my way. Then I tell the dog what a
Partial View (opens the original)
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I go to the theater every chance I get in an earlier life I worked in the theater and unlike some actors and technicians I know who spent years working in the theater and now never want to see another show I love to go and I always leave the theater in a wonderful mode. I especially love Broadway tours. And I can’t tell you why I never did musicals when I was in theater, and I don’t even know most of them well, but when tickets go on sale I pounce on the cheap seats in the front row on the end t
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