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I’m not sure if it’s possible to be good at breakups, but I know you can be bad at them. I know because I am. I have now spent a considerable portion of my life moping, crying at rom-coms, and trying to find revelations in Mitski songs. I’ve become deeply obsessed with horoscope apps on my phone only to then have to force myself to quit these apps as I realised all I was doing was using these vague platitudes to justify my poor decisions. A tough lesson to learn. You go from knowing someone love
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I’m the most disorganised person I know. I spent weeks looking for my headphones only to find them lodged in the gap between my bed and the wall. I buy earrings just to lose them, and I show up to every occasion at least five minutes late. Fighting against your natural instincts, however, is hard When I was in sixth form, I desperately tried to change this part of myself. I would plan to wake up at 6AM and practise my French before breakfast. I would dig my fingernails into my skin and wish I wa
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I got my first job at fourteen. My dad had been at the pub near our house when he overheard the bar staff talking about needing a pot wash. He volunteered me, and I just turned up the next weekend ready to work. All throughout my teenage years, I would smile with boomer smugness whenever anyone would mention struggling to get a job – have you ever tried just going up to the till, and asking if they need a pot wash? Of course, this all ended in a rude awakening at eighteen when I actually had to
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I am not a very good driver. This isn’t me being modest or coy, it’s just the truth. It took me significantly longer than anyone else in my sixth form to get my licence, and I suspect this might have been due to my habit of crying so intensely anytime I got overwhelmed in a driving lesson that my instructor had to take over while I blubbered in the passenger seat. I remember the look of shock on his face when I actually passed my test. Nobody, least of all me, thought I could do it. He stood the
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If you met me as a child, or even now on a bad day, the first word to come to mind would be quiet. Or maybe shy. I hate to admit it, but your words would be right. I am notoriously nervous, and what began as a fear of heights, rats, elevators, the dark (maybe it would be quicker to list what I wasn’t scared of as a child…) has morphed into a hatred of telephones and a propensity to overthinking. Sometimes I worry (there it is again!) that my life will pass me by and I’ll be too scared to do anyt
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