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Fat Propaganda Roundup: More ¡LiTeRaL FaSciSm!, Feral TikTok Hogs (opens the original)
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Originally published via Armageddon Prose: Fat Propaganda Roundup: Documenting the meatiest, juiciest cuts of “fat acceptance” propaganda from corporate and social media. It’s feeding time once again, my sweet, gluttonous piggies. Gather around the communal trough for your slop. The hamplanets continue to invent literally any excuse they can conjure under the guise of Social Justice™ in order to justify their allergy to eating responsibly or walking more than twenty steps from the handicapped pa
PA Public Health Officials Target Amish Door-to-Door For Measles Vaccine Re-Education, On-Site Injection (opens the original)
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Originally published via Armageddon Prose: In Pennsylvania Amish country, an obese and remarkably homely nurse in the employ of the state Public Health™ authority, Dale Weiser, pictured in all of her plus-sized glory here, has been going door-to-door with an arsenal of measles vaccines in tow in order to “encourage” vaccine uptake among the community that “abstains from Western medicine” — in other words, a community full of domestic terrorists begging for the business end of the long arm of the
Private Security Hired to Insulate British Schoolchildren From Migrant Sexual Harassment (opens the original)
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Originally published via Armageddon Prose: The occasion to rape/molest with impunity the native white women and children of Europe — to “culturally enrich” the natives via diverse phallus, in progressive parlance — is undoubtedly one of, if not the primary, major pulls, next to all the government bennies, for the Third World migrants traversing the English Channel by dinghy. On occasion, they’re kind enough to admit as much in front of a camera, like this charming young Somali dropping from the
FBI Tweaks Anti-Bestiality Hiring Policy, Senate S***show Ensues (opens the original)
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Originally published via Armageddon Prose: If one is to be entrusted with a gun and a monopoly on the use of force and an intelligence clearance, the reasonable rule of thumb might be that one should not be permitted to harbor a fetish for sex with animals. Thorny ethical and legal dilemmas of allowing bestiality under such circumstances abound: handing potential blackmail material for geopolitical adversaries over on a silver platter, serial animal rape under color of law, etc. Most rational no
HHS Requests $317MM Funding Boost For ‘Pandemic Preparedness and Biodefense’ (opens the original)
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Originally published via Armageddon Prose: The trustworthy and venerable Department of Health and Human Services, which loves Americans like its own children and wants them to be happy, is currently lobbying Congress for an additional annual $317 million allocated to an opaque cause called “Pandemic Preparedness and Biodefense” via the Administration for Strategic Preparedness and Response (ASPR). Related: Ousted Director Francis Collins Demands Americans Pay ‘Utmost Respect’ to NIH If defining
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