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Alan Joseph Bauer

Reporter · US

Indexed articles, last 90 days
71
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Oct 1, 2026
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Top 50K sites
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Jul 5, 2026

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  1. Article · Oct 1, 2026 · Alan Joseph Bauer

    Something Strange Happened on the Way to the Genocidal Apartheid (opens the original)

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    The opinions expressed by columnists are their own and do not necessarily represent the views of Townhall.com. When we were growing up, our family vacations revolved around my dad’s chemistry conventions. Wherever the chemists met, we went for our summer break. One year, we found ourselves in Philadelphia. We arrived at our Holiday Inn room a little early, and a woman was just finishing her work there. We made some small talk, and she asked where we lived. As nobody knows where Wilmette, Illinoi

  2. Article · Sep 30, 2026 · Alan Joseph Bauer

    Returning the Favor (opens the original)

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    The opinions expressed by columnists are their own and do not necessarily represent the views of Townhall.com. The war against Iran takes on literally biblical proportions. One of the advantages that an Israeli child has over his counterpart in other countries is facility in Hebrew. A child can pick up almost any book in Hebrew, read it, and comprehend what is written. In the U.S. and elsewhere, one of the great challenges of bringing up religious children is the barrier of the Hebrew language.

  3. Article · Sep 29, 2026 · Alan Joseph Bauer

    Privilege, Baloney (opens the original)

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    The opinions expressed by columnists are their own and do not necessarily represent the views of Townhall.com. The more one has, the more he has to give back. Much of the Left’s program is similar to that of its commie predecessors in China and Russia. There is a Godly order, and commies spend their time, effort, and others’ blood in destroying it. Just a sampling of our present Left: - End nuclear families and children with promotion of “trans,” not marrying and not bringing children into the w

  4. Article · Sep 28, 2026 · Alan Joseph Bauer

    The Least Bad Option (opens the original)

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    The opinions expressed by columnists are their own and do not necessarily represent the views of Townhall.com. Western countries, including the US, will have to make a choice. A long time ago, I saw an interview with an Air Force pilot. He described simulator sessions in which he was given up to seven different faults, from engine fire to landing gear not coming down. His superiors wanted to see that he could stay calm, put the problems in order, and solve them sequentially prior to a safe landi

  5. Article · Sep 27, 2026 · Alan Joseph Bauer

    Toda (opens the original)

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    The opinions expressed by columnists are their own and do not necessarily represent the views of Townhall.com. If I have accomplished nothing with my hundreds of Townhall articles, at least I taught some people a few words in Hebrew. “Toda” in Hebrew means thank you. Jews are named after Judah, the fourth son of the patriarch Jacob and matriarch Leah. In naming him, Leah specifically says that she gives thanks to God for having four boys. Thus, the very name of the people “Jews” is based on the

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