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- Indexed articles, last 90 days
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- Sep 29, 2026
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- Sep 9, 2026
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Opinion: Mom and Dad, I’m not in high school anymore – The Battalion (opens the original)
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Parenting is hard, but being an adult with parents who still see you as a child might be harder. There’s nothing worse than having proved you’re a capable, responsible adult and still having your parents treat you like a child. Yet, this is a common problem young adults today face, and instead of our parents pushing us out of the nest, we’re now having to force our way out. I have personally struggled with this and understand how challenging it can be to navigate this new dynamic because I love
Opinion: We need more third places – The Battalion (opens the original)
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Gen Z is trading traditional third places for online chat rooms or video games. While you might think it’s just a generational shift, it’s actually more complicated than that, with one of the most significant factors being the decline of cheap, accessible third places for young people to hang out in. A third place is a term coined by American sociologist Ray Oldenburg that describes places outside of the home and the workplace where people go to socialize and connect with their communities. Comm
Opinion: America, the land of the stupid – The Battalion (opens the original)
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The United States is well known as the land of the free and home of the brave. Lately, however, it seems that America might be earning the reputation of “the land of the stupid” as well. As of 2026, the average U.S. adult reads at a 7th to 8th grade level, basically meaning we can’t read content more complex than “The Hunger Games.” Additionally, in 2025, reading scores for students were down 83% and math scores were down 70% compared to just a decade earlier. The United States has been in a lea
Satire: How to be a great roommate – The Battalion (opens the original)
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It’s a beautiful day — you’re moving into college, where you’ll meet new people, take interesting classes and become best friends with your roommate. It’s your first time living away from home, which is a major adjustment. Luckily for you, as a senior myself, I have copious amounts of experience, which is why I’ve compiled a fool-proof guide on being a good roommate! Follow my steps and you’ll be sure to thank me. Step 1: Quiet hours are just a suggestion Your RAs or apartment managers have aske
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