HeyJaredZoomtarded
this is what it's like to be a gen z guy who does odd things
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Blowing Up My Life For Thailand (opens the original)
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An ordinary, dismal TuesdayI hate my job, I hate my relationship, and I’m starting to hate myself. So I’m going to go to Southeast Asia for a month with as many degenerates as I can possibly convince to accompany me. I’ve heard it’s the only place in the world where you can do Whatever You Want and you can do so cheaply, so if all goes according to plan then the excitement for this trip and the memories I make on it should prevent me from committing suicide for the rest of the year.Here’s what I
How To Calculate Your TRUE Body Count (opens the original)
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Yeah guys, there clearly hasn’t been enough body count discourse on the internet, so Your Favorite Retard is finally weighing in. To get the basics out of the way; I have a body count of about twenty, I don’t ask women their body count because I’m scared, and I wouldn’t marry someone who flaunts a number higher than forty. But I don’t think the term “ran through” correlates simply to the number of people you’ve fucked.To determine a true “Body count” you must conduct a deep, honest behavioral as
Sexually Pursuing some dudes GF in NYC (opens the original)
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1.2Today was my first day in NYC and I met a woman who was so tightbodied and inherently sexual that after we parted ways I masturbated to her Instagram immediately upon returning to my room. I’ve never done that before, it felt both shameful and thrilling. If we get married then it’ll be an adorable story to tell our children one day.I just moved into some shitty dorm in midtown. living in a fourteen square foot dorm room with a random chud. He wasn’t there when I jerked off. The lobby is solid
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