HeyJaredZeroes of Wrestling
Join Gavin and his guest as they go through every wrestling PPV and discuss the worst match as decided by Cagematch.net. Five matches per show, going in chronological order.Art by Joe Hunter. Theme song by The Fever.
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Episode 62: Perfect In Every Way (opens the original)
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Alex Sharkey (AKA Captain Idol, idoliside) returns to watch TNA for the first time. Poor guy. This week, ZOW covers the worst matches from NWA-TNA 23-25, WWA The Retribution, and Armageddon 02. Sorry to say, that includes three Jeff Jarrett matches. But hey, Sonny Siaki is here and Gavin feels good about that! Topics include Curt Hennig's bizarre TNA theme song, Undertaker's would-be nemesis Hade Vansen, the greatest faceturn in wrestling history, and confusion over THE RUSSO FACTOR. Support thi
Episode 61: Lenny and Bruce Are Not Afraid (opens the original)
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Somebody call Christopher Nolan because karmicknight comes back again for a trilogy of Bruce. It's that gimmick's swansong and before he goes out, things are going to get bananas! Gavin and karmicknight talk up the worst matches of NWA-TNA #19-22 and Survivor Series 02. Things get so bad that there's a match where Syxx goes into injured, gets more injured during it, and it's still not the lowest-rated match of that PPV. Otherwise, topics include GTV, the beauty of Chuck Taylor, and a discussion
Episode 60: 2 Last 2 Furious (opens the original)
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Gavin's good buddy David Burszan returns to the show and what an episode he's walked into. The two tackle the worst matches from NWA-TNA #16-18, No Mercy 02, and Rebellion 02. There is so much to talk about, such as BG James' horrendous goatee or how BG James' rampant homophobia can be weaponized against him in such a cathartic way. Just how bad was Hermie Sadler on the raceway? Was Albert secretly the gamma-irradiated version of Adam DeVine? All that and Gavin gets to explain THAT Triple H fune
Episode 59: Heart-Shaped Box-Like Structure (opens the original)
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Hey! Wait! I got a new complaint! And that complaint is about yet another eye-rolling TNA gimmick. ZOW's guest this week is karmicknight (https://startplaying.games/gm/karmicknight) and folks, it's a long one. There is a lot to talk about, from Eric Bischoff plotting hate crimes to a TNA tag team Royal Rumble where there's no rhyme or reason as to how you earn a spot into it. Gavin and karmicknight discuss the lowest-rated matches from NWA-TNA 11, 13-15 (episode 12 was a clip show), and Unforgiv
Episode 58: Bo and Stan vs. Evil (opens the original)
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This week there's a Dr. Zoggle in the house and our guest prescribes an unhealthy dose of Total Non-Stop Action. Things get crazy for this one as Gavin and Doc go through the worst matches from NWA TNA #7-10 as well as SummerSlam 02. Indeed, one of these things is not like the other. This episode not only features the fever dream that is the Dupp Cup Invitational but also the match that even TNA doesn't want you to see! And it's not because of Malice's awesome etch-a-sketch tattoos. Support this
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