HeyJaredYou've Got to Be Critting Me
You've Got to Be Critting Me is a story-driven Dungeons & Dragons actual-play podcast following a chaotic band of adventurers; Malcius the flamboyant tiefling bard, Sefi the towering goliath fighter, Thormir the mischievous dwarven druid, and Todd the masked half-elf rogue;…
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Episode 44: P.S.Hell (opens the original)
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The party faces a terrifying new threat as a mysterious void portal tears open in a wheat field and brings a horde of sinister scarecrows to life. In this episode of You’ve Got to Be Critting Me , our adventure takes a dark autumn turn filled with strange powers, dangerous magic, and one very unsettling pumpkin-headed foe. DM: Jeffery Jordan Malcius: Travis Stewart Sefi: Morgan Gibson Thormir: Nick Miller Todd: Bryce Shearer Podcast art by Ada Hath Theme song "Royal Joust" by Bardcore. Follow th
Episode 43: Honor is Proven in Deed (opens the original)
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On the road to Pendilor, the party gets sidetracked by a roadside dispute that threatens to become much more serious than it needs to be. After a little diplomacy, a little deception, and some less than honest extracurricular activity, they continue their journey, only to find that something strange is waiting for them further down the road. DM: Jeffery Jordan Malcius: Travis Stewart Sefi: Morgan Gibson Thormir: Nick Miller Todd: Bryce Shearer Podcast art by Ada Hath Theme song "Royal Joust" by
Q&A Behind the Scenes 1 (opens the original)
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Look, sometimes we can't all get together and play D&D. Sometimes only a few of us can get together and answer listener questions and just shoot the shit. This is one of those times. In this first episode of YGTBCM Q&A Behind the Scenes Jeff, Travis, and Nick answer listener questions and try to not let too many of Travis's pets interrupt the podcast. DM: Jeffery Jordan Malcius: Travis Stewart Sefi: Morgan Gibson Thormir: Nick Miller Todd: Bryce Shearer Podcast art by Ada Hath Theme song "Royal
Episode 42: Show Me What You're Packing in the Back (opens the original)
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After a hard-fought battle, the party settles in for a much needed night of rest, reflection, and some questionable financial decisions. While Todd unloads a suspicious amount of merchandise, Thormir and Malcius deepen their connections with their mysterious motes, and Jeremiah gets his first real taste of life on the road. But as the group continues north, a roadside argument between two young nobles gives them one more distraction before they can reach their destination. DM: Jeffery Jordan Mal
Episode 41: What's in my Hole? (opens the original)
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On the road to Aldenhold, the party encounters a mysterious hermit who asks them to reveal their hidden burdens in exchange for a peculiar gift. Their moment of reflection is quickly interrupted by a stampede and a deadly battle against a pair of monstrous insects. DM: Jeffery Jordan Malcius: Travis Stewart Sefi: Morgan Gibson Thormir: Nick Miller Todd: Bryce Shearer Podcast art by Ada Hath Theme song "Royal Joust" by Bardcore. Follow them on YouTube , Spotify , and Apple Music Additional DM ele
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