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Satire followed by founding editor-in-chief of The Onion. Complimented by Mike Reiss - 4x Emmy winning writer & producer of The Simpsons.
- Indexed issues, last 90 days
- 15
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- Sep 25, 2026
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Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Butt-Slapping in Men’s Sports, Making It Mandatory for Women’s (opens the original)
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Parents Hope Football Earns Kid a Couple Million Dollars Before Brain Damage Kills Him (opens the original)
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Trump Falls Asleep While Being Awarded Guinness World Record For Most Televised Naps (opens the original)
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Ed Sheeran’s Left Eye Drops Off Tour in Solidarity With Palestine (opens the original)
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Harvard Study Finds Majority of Men Who Strongly Oppose Trans Rights Have Breasts (opens the original)
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