HeyJaredYou Don’t Know Anything About Women: Dating Stories and Advice
There's a lot of clueless guys asking for dating advice on Reddit, and there's just as many people providing them with terrible guidance.If I replied to their posts with the advice they actually need, I'd just get banned and be told that I'm an idiot by the other commentors…
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"She's Seeing 4 Other Guys and Told Me This Is Just How Dating Works! Is She Right?" (opens the original)
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Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode: - A guy who is sharing a girl with 4 other guys and thinks that might be fine. - An insecure guy who doesn't like his girlfriend going out to clubs with her "guy friends." - A guy whose relationship has fundamental issues but he's worried about the girl moving to another city. - An overweight guy who says most couples meet on dating apps, so it's okay that he doesn't cold approach even though he gets no matches. - A guy who dro
"I Want to Be Friends With Girls That Won't Sleep With Me...Why Do They Keep Ghosting!?" (opens the original)
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Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode: - A guy who got ghosted after the third date by a girl he says is uglier than him. - A guy wondering if bowling is a good first date idea or not (it is NOT). - A guy who's been ghosted three times recently and is perplexed (to me, two of them had obvious reasons). - A guy dating a doctor who demands that he call her "Doctor." - A guy who has been to clubs all over the world and thinks they're a terrible place to meet girls. Sub
"A Girl Who Rejected Me 8 Years Ago is Now Divorced With 2 Kids and Finally Wants to Date Me!" (opens the original)
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Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode: - A 26-year-old who started dating 8 months ago and has gotten his heart rekt already (the girl told him she wanted to take things slow). - A guy who had a girl with a long-distance boyfriend flirting with him HARD, but he blew it. - A guy who has been contacted by a girl that rejected him before she had 2 kids and is now looking for a life raft. - A guy who recently started cold approaching and is worried about being seen by p
"I Smell Like Garbage and Plan to Live on $15K a Year...Why Can't a Find a Girlfriend!?" (opens the original)
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Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode: - A guy who is worrying about offending girls when he talks to them after he approaches other girls. - A guy accusing girls of "giving up" on the relationship when he hasn't even asked them out. - A former video game addict who now cares about his appearance and healthy hobbies because of a girl. - An extremely frugal guy who makes a living dumpster diving but can't find a girl who wants to be part of that (he's a serial Reddit
"I Sent Her Nudes and She Sent Me Fakes...I Can Still Trust Her, Right?" (opens the original)
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Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode: - A guy who talks to girls on apps but never asks them out and wonders why they lose interest. - A guy who thinks his uncle goes and picks up random girls in his cool car at will. - An immigrant in a brand new country who doesn't know how to meet girls (they're all around him). - A guy who feels like he gets too anxious unless he's dating multiple women (this is a GOOD thing). - A clueless guy who sent nudes to a girl on a dati
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