HeyJaredWorthless Trash
Just a little trash from my desk to yours. Jokes, books, movies, possum hygiene tips, etc.
- Indexed issues, last 90 days
- 5
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- Sep 2, 2026
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- Jul 8, 2026
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Falling Into a Nostalgia Trap With The Chainsmokers (opens the original)
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The Two Recesses: An Exhortation (opens the original)
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Maxing Out Your Social Quotient With Saucy Andre (opens the original)
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A Wuss’ Crash Course in Exposure Therapy (opens the original)
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The Night of the Smiley Face Fireworks (opens the original)
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