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How Was I To Know She Was With The Russians Too? Wonkette One-A-Day, Sept. 30, 2026 (opens the original)
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I was today years old when I found out Warren Zevon offered several different versions of how he came to write “Lawyers, Guns and Money” in 1978. Maybe one or more of his supposed misadventures actually happened; it’s possible. He told the BBC in 1984 that he’d written it “late one night on wet cocktail napkins after a long day of improbable and grotesque mischief” on Kauai. In another version, a taxi driver in Cuba told Zevo
Maybe Sarah Huckabee Sanders Just Doesn’t See Color? (opens the original)
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DHS Does Big Boy Investigation Of ‘Noncitizen Voters,’ Turns Up Big Surprise, If You’re Dumb (opens the original)
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Trump Derangement Syndrome Claims New Victim, It Is Ken Paxton (opens the original)
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Is ‘When We’re Bombing Iran’ The Best Time To Demand Cars Get Sh*ttier Mileage? It Is If You’re Trump, A Idiot! (opens the original)
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