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Colicky piss baby lashes out at the free press (opens the original)
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The news is terrible for Trump and the Republicans. Just absolutely, gobsmackingly, unbelievably awful. All of their efforts to rig the vote for the Midterms have failed. The mail-in ballots WILL proceed per normal and the USPS cannot do anything about it despite Trump’s blatantly unconstitutional Executive Order. Mark Carney has refused to bend the knee and is now cozying up to Europe ending our 150 year old relationship. Trump’s polling is in the <a href="https://www.nbcnews.
Trump loses his fight to ratfuck the midterms. Again (opens the original)
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It’s official, for now at least. The courts have told Donny for the upteenth time that he does NOT have the power to control the Midterm elections, nor does he have the power to us the US Postal Service as his pawns in his long-running game of tilting the playing field, paying off the umpires, and trying to sow enough chaos that voters end up staying home. None of it worked. <a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!lCHx!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_pro
Pariah Nation (opens the original)
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You cannot make this shit up. Trump decides to slap 50% tariffs against Canada, the USA’s largest trading partner, because he felt that they were treating us “unfairly”. Of course his determination of “unfairness” was based entirely on Fox News conspiracy theories that had no basis in reality.<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!P6hJ!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%
Republicans go all-in on Islamophobia for the midterms (opens the original)
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There’s a famous scene in the mid 2000’s film “Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay” that often comes to mind these days. The film was released during the height of the post 9/11 insanity when the entire country decided that every Muslim in the country was a potential terrorist. You know the scene. It’s comedy gold because it perfectly encapsulated the rampant Islamophobic paranoia that America was facing at the time. That woman is the current Republican Party. Case in point: Republicans
Another MAGA lie falls apart (opens the original)
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You have to wonder how they think they’ll get away with it. And by “they” I am, of course, referring to all the lackeys and boot lickers that surround Trump. All the sycophants who ran to Fox News and Newsmax to proudly declare “WE GOT HIM! WE GOT THE VANDAL!”<so
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