HeyJaredWilliam’s Newsletter
Hi, I'm William A. Ferguson, that Substack musician. You might remember me from such songs as "Fuck Your Pronouns", "You Can Pee Next To Me", "The Rot Dog Blues" and "Ain't I A Woman?"
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- 13
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- Sep 25, 2026
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We Have Eyes (opens the original)
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A short note on a song I wrote off a one-line reply.Someone in a thread was treating an obvious fact as if noticing it were a kind of cruelty. My reply was: And Martin here thinks we don’t have these things in our heads called “eyes.”<img al
If AI Music Has No Soul, Play It Live and Beat It (opens the original)
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You’ve Been Clocked (opens the original)
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I Miss Drugs (opens the original)
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Hello, my freaky Substack darlings. Some of you came here for culture. Some of you came here for my opinions about sandwiches. Today you get a song about missing substances, which is basically the same beat as missing a toxic ex, except the ex never texted “u up” from inside your own nervous system.<div clas
Silo Just Stopped Being Patient With Us (opens the original)
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