HeyJaredWhitney’s Substack
My personal Substack is a commitment to writing. If you are opposed to curse words, real talk and occasionally vulgarism, proceed no further.
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Gabe's Older Sister (opens the original)
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She was 15. At least that’s what we think. Gabe’s older sister. That’s what we called her. When asked how many children we had, we said 2: one with four legs, one with two.<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="3062" src="https://substackcdn.co
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