HeyJaredWhere We Parked
Kevin Perjurer (Defunctland) and Jack (Theme Parks Shouldn't Exist) engage in late-night conversations about theme parks. For more episodes and bonus content, join us on Patreon.com/Defunctland
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Episode Thirty: The Kingdom of Scoop (opens the original)
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Season Five Finale. In this episode, Kevin and Jack join the congregation of Disney pin traders that worship the almighty Scoop. Praise be.
Episode Twenty-Nine: SeaWorld vs. Sesame Street (opens the original)
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Jack tells Kevin about his trip to SeaWorld, just in time for the company to make a big splash in the news.
Episode Twenty-Eight: The Jungle Cruise (opens the original)
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Kevin and Jack finally take a trip on the Jungle Cruise, but not that Jungle Cruise. The REAL Jungle Cruise. This episode contains plenty of monkey business and may cause you to go bananas.
Episode Twenty-Seven: The Magic of Profitabilities (opens the original)
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Kevin and Jack (but mostly Kevin) tap into their inner evil and imagine a dystopian Walt Disney World that is much worse but much more profitable.
Episode Twenty-Six: Space Mountain (opens the original)
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Kevin and Jack enter the boundless void of space to discuss some questionable marketing that Disney tried to pull in the 1970s.
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